funny!

This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas
They hired him because he was so funny.....

NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard)

SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who
will cooperate)

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously,
whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be
applying here in the first place

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz
style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can
haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 PM on Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment .

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP
TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be 'Do
you have a car that runs?'

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no!
On my breaks - yes!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a
fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest
thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE ....7 miles

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.

Ce vom canta noi la cursul festiv.....

Anii frumoşi au trecut
Gânduri şi vise deşarte
Mergem spre-un nou început
Care-e tot mai aproape

Nici cursuri n-o să mai avem
Adio adio stresiune
Dar n-o să uităm nicicând
Clipele noastre nebune

Progresul e greu
Dar tare aş vrea
S-ajung la tine
În plasma ta




Chiar de-am învăţat
Tot nu e de-ajuns
Rămân întrebări
N-am răspuns

Jurna şi CRP
Chefuri şi cursuri comune
La toţi le-a fost foarte greu
Dar noua ne-a mers mult mai bine

Să fim buni ne-aţi îndrumat
Am făcut cum am simţit
Am trecut, am mai picat
Dar în final am reuşit


(Mi vida ,pareri oneste te rog care sa mi le ateste si pe ale mele)

i`m free with or without you!